So mistreated!

Some of you have had the pleasure (if you wanna call it that) of seeing Jordan hyper, or on a caffeine or sugar high. Sometimes she can be very chatty, and sometimes very witty. Tonight she's just being crazy. I'm never taking her to Starbucks at 8:00pm again! Next time you're angry at your brother or sister try throwing one of these insults at them. You have Jordan to thank for this..

You are a crazy no good slug with salt boogers covering you

you need to get your semi-sized butt up, and come ________

Norton P. says:
Stop laughing you tub of guts
Bekah says:
lol
Norton P. says:
stop breathing
Norton P. says:
stop sitting
Norton P. says:
stop salivating

GUB-giggled under breath (new internet acronym)

you are a bellybutton muncher, and you are going to die someday

yer face is a vortex of death

yer a monkey shaving ogre

God is bigger than the news reporter


So there.. written evidence of Jordans insanity!