Tuesday, May 15, 2007

So mistreated!

Some of you have had the pleasure (if you wanna call it that) of seeing Jordan hyper, or on a caffeine or sugar high. Sometimes she can be very chatty, and sometimes very witty. Tonight she's just being crazy. I'm never taking her to Starbucks at 8:00pm again! Next time you're angry at your brother or sister try throwing one of these insults at them. You have Jordan to thank for this..

You are a crazy no good slug with salt boogers covering you

you need to get your semi-sized butt up, and come ________

Norton P. says:
Stop laughing you tub of guts
Bekah says:
Norton P. says:
stop breathing
Norton P. says:
stop sitting
Norton P. says:
stop salivating

GUB-giggled under breath (new internet acronym)

you are a bellybutton muncher, and you are going to die someday

yer face is a vortex of death

yer a monkey shaving ogre

God is bigger than the news reporter

So there.. written evidence of Jordans insanity!

Thursday, May 10, 2007

It was getting dark so these are not good pictures. And I don't like Poppies camera. Notice how Aubrey was dragging away the cat food bag.. yeah.. he liked it. He ate quite a few pieces before they left, and kept going back for more. That child really will eat anything!
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Monday, May 07, 2007

Emily Post - Sweet words of wisdom

Here are some things to ponder on as you pick out and sign Mothers day cards for the special women in your life. Remember that Mothers day is May 13th! Don't limit yourself to just your mother. They make cards to give to everyone now. Send them to your Sisters, Grandmothers, good friends who are mothers, etc. It's a lot of fun, I think.

On writing letters~

{For Ending a letter}“Affectionately yours,"“Always affectionately,"“Affectionately,"“Devotedly,"“Lovingly,"“Your loving" are in increasing scale of intimacy. “Lovingly" is much more intimate than “Affectionately” and so is “Devotedly.”

Anger in a letter carries with it the effect of solidified fury; the words spoken in reproof melt with the breath of the speaker once the cause is forgiven. The written words on the page fix them for eternity. Love in a letter endures likewise forever.

The letter we all love to receive is one that carries so much of the writer’s personality that she seems to be sitting beside us, looking at us directly and talking just as she really would, could she have come on a magic carpet, instead of sending her proxy in ink-made characters on mere paper.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Bicycles, Batching, and Men of Peace

Has it really been almost two weeks since the last time I posted? Wow, the time has flown by. BJ, Jordan and I got new bikes. And have respectivly named them Awesomer (BJ), Prettier (Jordan), and Classier (mine). They are a lot of fun. I forgot how much I loved to ride a bike. Very much looking forward to Saturdays bike excursion!

On another note I'm working in a different section of the Processing Center this week. I completely understand why the Batching section is constanly understaffed. Being over there makes me appreciate my position and my supervisors more than I can say! God knew what He was doing when He put me where I am.

I sat next to a lady yesterday who turned out to be very nice. She made what was looking like a very bad day (meeting only 1/3 of the standard production that's expected - even though it was my first time doing that particular thing!) perk up a lot. First off, they run that area like a high school. They don't want you talking or getting up more than you have to, and people are really childish about it. So the fact that we sat there working and talking for more than an hour unnoticed was awesome. We got to talking about our lives and that led to church and I got to tell her a lot about home church. She goes to Bethany but doesn't agree with a lot of things they do. Like many who have been burned by religion she craved something real. She was definately a kindrid spirit, a "man of peace". I gave her my phone number and invited her to call me if she wanted to come to home church some time. Unfortunately tomorrow's her last day, so I won't see her again unless she does come. I'm just excited!