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Dream Prince
by Joa
Edited by Bill Kendrick
Once upon a time there was a princess named JAMIE. Every night, she would dream about a very handsome prince named JACOB. She started falling in love with him even though he wasn't real. One 7:61 AM in the SPRING she saw a prince that looked just like JACOB from her dreams! She thought hard to find a reason to meet him. He saw the way she was looking at him, and knew she must be in love with him. But alas, her SECOND COUSIN ON HER AUNTS SIDE wanted her to have nothing to do with him, and told of stories that JACOB was wanted for STEALING SOMEONES SEAT! But JACOB was not only handsome, but smart, as well. He learned of these stories, which were lies, and knew that princess JAMIE's SECOND COUSIN ON HER AUNTS SIDE must be evil. So one day, when noone was watching, prince JACOB found JAMIE and they ran away together to start their own YOUNG kingdom.
The Box
The doorbell rang. BJ and LAUREN raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, VERBOSE box. What could be inside? They EXCITEDLY CATAPULTED the box into the ATTIC. LAUREN GROTESQUELY put her HAIR FOLICLE close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, “DARN YOU AQUA SCUM!”
“Hurry. Open the box!” screamed BJ. To their amazement, KIRK CAMERON leaped out of the box and started singing “I'VE GOT YOU UNDER MY SKIN.” There was nothing else to do but sing along.
Simply Delicious!
PIPES a la WARDIngredients
99 cups of PIPES
SQUARE ROOT OF 4 pounds of chopped WAGONS
57 teaspoons of TAILS
23 cups of SWEAT
21 BOOGERS Directions
ACTING the PIPES under cold water and place them in a(n) LOVELY bowl.
CREATIVELY add the chopped WAGONS, TAILS, SWEAT, and BOOGERS.
BRUISING well until all the ingredients are GREEN.
Place spoonfuls of the mixture on a 9” x 12” TREE.
Bake 704 minutes at 7687 degrees.
Serves 64453

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